Sam freaking Abell will be speaking for free(!) at Randolph Community College on 28 Feb 2012. He'll be teaching his audience how to be good photographers. Unfortunately, at that exact time, Flogging freaking Molly will be speaking at the Orange Peel. They'll be teaching their audience how to be drunk and Irish.
If I hadn't bought tickets three months in advance, I'd probably choose Abell over FM. But I did, and my whole crew is going, so I can't miss it. Thought I'd pass along the press release just the same:

ASMP/NC and Randolph Community College host award-winning documentary photographer Sam Abell
Tuesday, February 28, 2012, at Randolph Community College, Asheboro, NC.. Social hour starts at 6:00 pm and the program starts at 7:00 PM
Sam Abell’s thirty-year career has been dedicated to achieving artistic expression through documentary photography. He has pursued his goals primarily through his lengthy, in-depth coverages for National Geographic magazine and its Book Division. At the same time, he has maintained a career as an artist, teacher, and author.
He has applied himself, particularly, to the photography of cultural landscape: He explores ways in which places can be purely recorded, with images simultaneously shaped by the photographer’s imagination.
In addition to his photography Mr. Abell is a member of the board of the director of the Santa Fe Center For Photography, the George Eastman House, and the University of Virginia Art Museum.
Currently Mr. Abell is photographing the Amazon headwaters for a book project. Mr. Abell is represented by the Kathleen Ewing Gallery, Washington DC.
You must register for this program at: http://abell.eventbrite.com